Well I hope you find your stuff
And someone strong enough to pick ’em up.
I’ll be heading off, looking buff as usual,
I won’t stop!
Leaving you behind has only made me more attractive.
Whereas I’ve heard your love life’s pretty much inactive!
I had my levels but you clearly couldn’t reach them.
I was willing to settle but you left me in the deep end.
Sometimes it felt like we were only living for the weekend,
We made it work but I guess your bitter feelings deepened.