I don’t know how I’ve ended up in such a room like this.
It must have been the alcohol that made me strike a kiss
Upon the lips of a winning woman; a prepossessing miss,
That left me feeling giddy; complete and utter bliss.
I’ve wanted this to happen, I’ve been watching her for some time,
The girl I’m with can not compare, I want this woman to be mine.
So when I hear my miss is coming, I happily, rapidly climb
Out of the bed I share with my girl, to go open a bottle of wine.
The sultry woman of my dreams, strutted in and sat near me,
I made her talk and walk, I gawked at how much she filled me with glee.
I had control over everything, I could choose what I wanted to see.
So when she went to freshen up, I knew where I wanted to be.
Now I stand naked in a dark room, I’m exposed but excited too.
I’ve lost control but I don’t care, I’ll see what my woman can do.
Outside I hear the voice of many saying, “He’s a cheat! It’s true!”
The lights go on and my girl exclaims; “Everyone, The room with a rotten view!”